Use the link above to find out more about the Lancaster Haiku group.

The following haikus supplied by Gregson members after deep reflective thought may help your mental state during navigation of the Gregson Web Site (or there again they may not).

NB a Haiku is a traditional three line Japanese poetry form interpreted as five, seven, five  syllables in Western parlance; it is not a line of fearsomely large rugby players chanting in a scary fashion whilst stamping their feet.

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Please use the form below to send us any haiku which tickles your fancy.
Haiku hints: use simple language and words, the final line often contains an element of closure.

Gregson Haiku Gallery

Mr wallpaper
So pretty your picture
but beware.
Air bubble

23/4/08

Lost in a fevered world.
Life futile without your presence.
Anybody got a charger for a TomTom GO 520?

22/4/08

contact sport
bruised groomed
bathed aplenty

22/1/08

spring light falls on web
skittering gnashes of tiny teeth
devour and arouse new dawn

9/4/08

   
Everything is
Recycled
Thoughts words deeds..
If good,though.
Only then.. 24/9/07
Et la mer
efface sur le
sable
Les pas des
amants desunis Jacques Prevert
Photographed you,with
My Rolleiflex..
Development?
Ingratitude
Ginko opens
the mind
Ginkgo,the blood
vessels
Ancient trees
One stem
I miss the Gregson
I worked there for a short time,
Guess who is writing?

My hair is dark brown
Tequilla Sunrises and
Harvey Wallbangers
Charming page
fit and neat
Gregson calling
take a seat

22/9/07

Liqorice..Aaah
A Proustian Delight that
will relax
You..while raising
Blood Prssure.
Shit.
Monsoon in park
Suspended Chords-
Not play!
Zeugma-Jazz,Daddio..
Nice!                                      L.A 16/9/07
An Element of
Closure..or
opening?Guiness,Coffee,
Fear...
Come home Joe
We miss you so..
Davison's the same
But with out you it's lost its name
I am not Toast
of the Town so
You do not
Need to
butter me up                        16/9/07
Deep Cabaret.
Sonorous
SpellbindingTinnitus experience

16/9/07

Sufi, Yogi, Zen Master,
walk into a bar..
What to say now?
Hmmm...

L.A 11/9/07

All aboard
the big
Train of Jazz!
Next year's
Platform
looking good,Euan?                      L.A.16/9/07
Little pig, little pig, let me come in
i want, hot Char-Siu
and now!

(L.A;9/8/07)

Bonsai may grow as big as
Leyland fir
Hope springs eternal
You prune

17/8/07

in a small dank hole
it sits, plotting its revenge
on those who mocked it

16/8/07

The room, The azure walls
The touch of, Your lips upon my brow.
Noblesse!

16/8/07

Damp plaster falling
silent hall waits patient, longing
for your touch

8/8/07

The flying years, like
the starlings of Silverdale,
decline to be seen.

14/8/07

I came to visit,
this weekend just gone, alone.
I do like your style!

8/5/07

abbreviation is a
very long word.
haikus shorten
your life

22/6/07

No Author's name shows;
Just an empty line, and space;
Were they lost in thought?

Jason Twell. 10/4/2007

A Bank holiday starts

 and the fine weather departs

 so are we bovverd?

6/5/07

internet surfers
travelling through cyber space
locked in their own heads

1/3/2007

Ahipara waves
They come in to go back out
from the open seas.

CP Kaitaia College Language Class New Zealand www.caniusethetoilet.blogspot.com 25/3/07

Oi get off he cries
That's mine not yours give it back
Proudhon's ironic laugh

30/8/2006

Deep reflective thought:
haiku tickles your fancy,
helps your mental state.

                                                                                           12/1/07
i sit here working
yet my mind wanders away
to places i love

30/8/2006

the haiku won't change
until I'm told from
whence they are sourced
                                                                                           12/1/07

I submit an ode
5-7-5 or so I'm told
Go on, print it then.

27/6/2006

Procession of stars
Each one an idea of love
from some other place

27/6/200

On the canal waters
A white swan swam silently
And then turned away

19/5/2006

Spring bursts, trees bloom,
Beneath the leaves, shadows grow,
Consider Phaedra.

28/4/2006

le fleuve dans le flux
les rires de canoeist, échos
le déversoir attend

27/3/2006

On the face the hands
Move slowly round and round and,
the clock goes forward

27/3/2006

London life is lean
so lancaster beckons me
to live in its pubs

12/2/2006

through the trees sun shines
bare branches cast finger shadows
green buds slowly unfurl

30/1/2006

Ice melts, snowpeople gone
shapes lost from sight and memory
like teardrops in the rain

        20/1/06

I came
I saw
I thought what the bloody hell?

7/12/2005

Out of the choking dust
Comes beauty
Maharashtra sunset

6/12/2005

Out of the sea and clouds
Appears the legend
India

6/12/2005

It's Bashful Alley
I'd like to walk along it
But I'm much too shy

24/11/2005

condoning fag smoking
in house car and club
hurts our children

17.11.2005

What a beautiful ceiling
You are, you are, and look
cracked plaster's hidden

19/11/2005

broomstick swishes, frog jumps
pumpkin grins, candle flickers within
then turned to soup

31/10/2005

Heather in shades of glorious purple
Night air breathes cool
So begins Autumn

29/8/2005

torso to cheekbone
with tiny ladybird steps
your kisses engulf

28/8/2005

I sit at my desk
and stare at the computer
don't know what to write

5/8/2005

The harder I think
the more crisp remnants appear
over my keyboard

6/7/2005

Man say, "How you do?"
I say, "Gone from bad to worse."
Why he want to know?

29/4/2005

idiot love starts
the future of the country
we are idiots

23/4/2005

on my house vase
flowers retain brightness
pouring out water

15/3/2005

What are you thinking?
Have you had your brain removed?
Greggy Made Me Drink.

24/1/2005

wind tickled the tree top
wind lashed at the roof and glass
chimney pot fell, crash.
cold fog caressed the leaves
dew dropped from the axes blade
woodman spare that tree?
 
I am not sure if
this is properly a haiku
miscalculation?
skateboarding is fun
but not when you fall arse first
it can dent your pride

14/10/2004

October, you came.
Sweet sun, cold air, I was lost
In astonishment.

2/10/2004

between the curling leaves
cats eyes blink, white teeth glisten
the blackbird turned, uneasy.
I want to kiss you
A thousand birds take flight and
You say 'whoa, no tongues'
Deep inside my heart
Lies concealed a chip of ice
Only you can melt
Summer sunbeams dance
On beach and lawn and limb
Lobster pink and red
Gregson website is
clicking marvellous, links
in Lancaster style

26/4/2004

Piling on the pounds
Alfie, Peter and Laurie
All say "you're fat dad"

4/6/2004

Gregson Institute
Arts Community Centre
On Moor Lane It's True.
Rays of sun through trees
Flowing wind through the tall grass
As I lie to rest

15/4/2004

I am a student
Sleeping in exams this week
Will I fail this year?

10/5/2004

I am taught
by the master of now. Incredibly,
he is colourblind.

3/3/2004

Reasons are too few,
My art has little meaning...
Why should I bother?

10/4/2004

Joseph Shannon Gregson is my name.
I come from far away.
Davison, Michigan USA

12/2/2004

Tea hot and sweet
flows down my gullet
like warm butter

2/3/2004

cold snap, white hard ground,
cold breezes slip, slide and stop.
a crocus pops up.
I am taught
by the master of now. Incredibly,
he is colourblind.
i couldn't write a
haiku however hard i
tried until right now

23/12/2003

drooling grey mists slip
and slide across the morning
Yule log cold in grate
a prism prison
delighted heart - captured
with sparkling laughter
Dogs pant in heat
Red hot pipes make floorboards creak.
Silent world at six.
"I'm sure it's dandruff
and not nits" she thinks,
changing seats.
on the morning lawn,
a dew damp pear lies, waiting,
for the crunch of teeth

3/9/2001

Birdsong through the trees
Stiff southwesterly again
Rustling, sighing leaves

30/7/2001

Scarecrows all around
Hammer House of Horror? Bond?!
Shaken, but not stirred.
Deep in thought we write
Words tumble from our pens
Thoughts become Haiku

21/5/2001

Lancashire French "Darnce"
Robinson plays a polska
Music to die to
Laughter, knowing look
Mischievous twinkle in your eye
Happiness is you

17/3/2003

War's declared. And yet
Nothing's ever solved thereby.
Problems multiply.

18/3/2003

Full moon, longer days
Sunshine spreading through the trees
Seasons change again

17/2/2003

Full moon, frozen earth
Grouse's chuckle on the wind
Ingleborough's plume
Velvet fingers stroke
dissolving two into one
a silken tongued kiss

17/2/2003

In the deep recess
with breadth and depth fantastic
illumination

10/2/2003

Announcing the spring
through a threaded golden beam
spiralling gently
laughter and tears hide
sunlight whispers across the room
valentine, sleep on
spread eagled star stamp
dagger drawn against the black
distant flicker - gone

1/1/2003

Accelerating
flash light white warning
anchors on - again

26/1/2003

Lancaster ducks the artist
Struggling to feed
Around the river, no bread !
Red man standing still
spring tide halted – joyous surge
green rules again

20/11/2002

Monosyllabic
words are best and all the rest
are cacophonic

17/11/2002

protective wrap up
surrounds my heart and me
missing you more now

14/11/2002

Smoke grey in black sky
Stars gleam, sparkle, drifting down
Embers fade and die

5/11/2002

Lancaster ducks the artist
Struggling to feed
Aound the river, no bread !
Swollen yellow flesh
Glistening in morning dew
Pumpkin smiles and waits

31/10/2002

Alas, poor Yorick
Wake up an smell the Roses!
The war is over

14/08/2002

Birds shriek on the wind
Burnt drumstick teases tongue
Charcoal embers fade
yellow ball floating
up high in the dark blue sky
looking upon me
And Elvis gave me his scarf!
Quite slowly.....
I've recovered now, mostly.

(Al Robbins Elvis gig 07/2002)

Red wine, rain, last train.
Time passes, we all move on.
True friendship can last

30/10/2001

Two spirits ,two souls
Enveloped in one passion.
Cilla is my fire.
Purple in the park
Sun ,sweet memory of you,
Right there by my side.
sad France fall at the
dawn of an African day
in the Rising Sun
Not a feast, haiku,
But a mushroom vol-au-vent:
Encased and tasty
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
Groucho Marx, I think.

20/10/2001

You are all I want
All the good and bad within
With you I am home
A child's laughter raced,
on the breeze, through the trees.
But, her hat was gone

28/10/2001

crocus bud unopened
a memory gone, forgotten
teardrop in the rain
Footsteps silent in mist
Pale Sun, dark Moon rise and fall
New Year's resolution
Social goad for goal
Herald of apocalypse
Iridescent life
blue and purple hazes
mountain shadows on the sand
sucked into Morecambe Bay

24/10/2001

Red wine, rain, last train
swift journey through textured space
next stop bed, my place

24/10/2001

flesh of pear and apple
rotting in the dew-damp grass
first fruit of winter
Wish I hadn't put
The 'or' in my last Haiku
It spoils the rhythm

18/10/2001

Warm sun in Autumn.
Dogs run free, laughter echoes
Through the damp parkland.

14/10/2001

"Oh yes, A Big Butt.
Or maybe Greggie burger.
It is hard to choose !"
5-7-5 eh?
Interested in Haiku
Lancaster Haiku Group

22/9/2001

PRIVATE PROPERTY
for a moment, a blackbird
perched on the notice

9/10/2001

a swift departure
slim feathers, warm waters wash
on another shore

wet dew on thick grass

sun falls on misted mountain

the ice flows melting

Hornby Arrival,

Two and One makes three to heal

River leads to Sea.

11/6/2001

sun warming on face
red rose's wild abandon
lost in shallow soil

Summer is near

winds blow through many large trees

sun is always hot

27/4/2001

deaths kiss of summer
smoke billows from tall pyres
rain clouds laughter
Oh Oswaltwistle
Bacup, Burnley, Blackburn, Colne,
Gradley Lancs. towns all.

5/9/2000

Old hiakus don't die
They only stand and whisper,
Sweet nothings, oh dear.

bud of tender fare
drink slipped between cup and lip
closing hour's curse

She went to Morecambe
For a lark, but found one good
Tern deserves a Shag

Welsh Siamese cat,
Fashion victim, style guru,

Chic in Thai Dai fur.

Cur Lew and dogfish
Between heaven and sea met,
And scowled mongrelly.

of fates dark nettle

my unfettered simple dream

gleaming floor await me

28/1/2000

The BHS is pioneering the appreciation and writing of haiku in the UK, and has links also with similar organisations throughout the world. They administer prestigious annual and biennial prizes worth £2,500 for original contribution in the field of haiku. http://www.britishhaikusociety.org